It is likely that we have worked with somebody who we thought was incompetent. You know the type of person, the one that comes in late, hangs around for a little while, plays hearts on the computer for hours, takes the two and half hour lunch break, and then naps quietly at his or her desk until fifteen minutes before 5 o’clock, because that is close enough.  At one time or another, I am sure that we have all worked with one of these folks.  Hopefully, we haven’t been one of those folks.  The Homer Simpsons, George Castanzas, and Barnie Fifes of the world may make the office a little more interesting, but they certainly also make for more work for the rest of us.  The only thing worse than the incompetent coworker is the incompetent boss.  Not only is at lot less funny when you boss is an idiot, it is also a lot more work for you. For those people who do not think that the bible speaks to our modern times, I give you Luke 16:1-13.  The stereotypical incompetent boss is confronted with his incompetence.  Our parable is the first century equivalent of the Vice-President of Human Resources coming from the corporate office in Jerusalem to fire the store manager out in the sticks of Samaria.

          The parable tells us that the manager’s offense was squandering the owner’s property.  What exactly the manager did is not described.  We do know that it was bad enough to get him fired.  One clue Luke gives us is that the word translated squandered is only used one other place in his gospel. In the parable of the Prodigal son and his brother that immediately precedes this parable, the word used to describe how the prodigal son wastes his inheritance in dissolute living is squandered.  So one possibility is that the dishonest manager, as he is named, is using the rich man’s property to throw parties instead of investing the money properly like he was hired to do. 

          Unfortunately for the dishonest manager the gig is up and the rich man has found out about his activities.  Even more unfortunately for the rich man, the dishonest manager lives up to his name.  Once he is about to be fired, the dishonest manager conspires with some of the other dishonest people who owe the rich man money.  The dishonest manager reduces their debt, so that when he is officially fired, those other dishonest people will take care of him.  This is quite a scheme. When the rich man finds out about this plan, however, he does the exact opposite of what you think he would do.  Instead of getting him thrown in jail or even getting his money back, the rich man commends the dishonest manager on his dishonesty saying that he acted shrewdly, prudently, or smartly. 

This comes as shock for the reader.  Normally when we read a parable, like the shepherd and the lost sheep last week, we are suppose to do the thing the character in the parable does.  If the shepherd goes after the lost sheep, we are suppose to go after the lost sheep.  If the woman looks for the lost coin, then we are suppose to look for the lost coin. The twist of this parable is that despite the way that appears, it works the same way, kind of.  The shrewdness of the dishonest manager is being lifted up as the right course of action not the dishonest.  The dishonest manager, while dishonest, is set up as a smarter example than the children of light around him.  Is Jesus saying be dishonest? No.  Is Jesus saying be as smart, prudent, and shrewd as those dishonest people without being dishonest?  I think so.  Remember this is the same Jesus who says in Matthew 10:16, “Be wise as serpents and innocent as doves.”  Do not do evil, but be as smart and crafty as those who might do it.

          Interestingly, this is the same charge that is leveled against the current church.  Stuck largely in the 1960’s, the church has been slow to react to changes in culture, mass media, and business.  The society says we are not as smart and crafty as everybody else.  While the church should not be synonymous with culture, mass media, and business, we should be just as smart.  Where technology is more effective, technology should be used.  Where an ad campaign is necessary, an ad campaign should be used.  Where the professionalism of the business world streamlines activity, that professional should be used.  All of this needs to be done within the constraints of the gospel message, Christian ethics, and Christian fellowship, but it should be done.  And it should especially be done when the children of light are trying to reach out to their own generation or community. 

But our passage does not end there.  In fact five of the most misunderstood and difficult verses of the bible follow.  Verses 9-13 were actually the five verses that the emperor Julian used to try to discredit Jesus and the early Christian movement.  He looked at these verses and said Jesus was just as corrupt as those Pharisee types because Jesus told his disciples to make friends by dishonest wealth. 

The key to understanding these five verses is not verse 9 but verse 13.  As follower of Jesus Christ we cannot serve God and money.  We do not have an either or proposition.  As Christ says we will “either hate the one and love the other, or be devoted to the one and despise the other.”  We cannot be of two minds on this thing.  The problem is that people try.  In the passage that follows our reading for the day, Jesus points at the Pharisees as a prime example of this activity.  They do one thing in public, but in their hearts they are different.  The modern church is no different. Look at the amount of major and minor church scandals that have happened over the years and you will see the effect of Christians trying to serve God and money or God and something else.  Jesus lifts up these people as negative examples because they are wishy-washy people who do not make up their minds.  As bad as it is to be dishonest, at least there is consistency in that dishonesty.  The dishonest manager can be at least trusted to be dishonest.  And it is from that point that we arrive back at verse 9.

The reason this consistency of belief is important is for the eternal life to come.  The eternal homes or however it is rendered in your bible at the end of verse 9 is an interesting play on words. Eternal gives the reader the impression of everlasting, but the word used for home there is the Greek word for tent.  And a tent, as you might know, is not a very permanent structure.  The dishonest manager might have secured himself a place to live by his dishonesty, but it is only as eternal and permanent as this life.  He did probably make out better than if he had been unfaithful to his dishonest ways and simply been fired and sent to beg on the streets. 

Jesus Christ offers us a better way.  He calls the faithful to remain faithful.  He calls the unfaithful to repentant of their ways follow Christ and be faithful.  He calls those who sit on the fence and try to serve God and whatever else to make that decision and be faithful.  The reward of that consistency of faithfulness is the true riches of the kingdom of God which we enjoy in the church and as Christians.  We get the rich blessing of God’s grace, comfort, support, and care in this life and promise of a true eternal home in the next.  As Christians, we get the benefit of all these riches and an eternal home.  But more importantly, as smart Christians who take prudent and shrewd action to share the gospel of Jesus Christ with others and share our faith journey with our neighbors, we can share that eternal home with others.